Computer Rice...

Well... if somebody told you there was a product out there called "computer rice", what would you say? I know what I'd say... "HOGWASH!". And yet, here it is. Yet another one of the strange things we encounter living in Liberia. Debbie bought it because she heard that this computer rice is especially good...
This certainly gives new meaning to the question "How many bits in a byte?"
I learned that this rice is made with the latest Intel parboiled chip... Each grain of this rice has inscribed on it 10,000,000,000 little ones and zeros... When you eat this rice the little microcomputer chip in the grain of rice enters the body and those who produced the rice can then track your whereabouts for a while... until of course the inevitable takes place...

Looking forward to some good comments on this one...